Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Introducing the Fuck You, Penguin Tipline


^^A different kind of terrorist.^^

It's come to my attention (from no one) that people know of quite a few animals that are currently getting away with flaunting their stuff all over town without so much as a "please stop doing that, you are making my heart explode."

If you know of an animal like this, do not stay quiet. Click the link on the side of this blog.

And please, I know you think your dog/cat/mouse/husband/leftover lasagna is the cutest thing ever, BUT ONLY SERIOUS SUBMISSIONS WILL BE CONSIDERED.

We now return to formerly scheduled programming.

Update: There are two kinds of pictures people send me, links on the internet and personal pictures. I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE (You're not dealing with morons, here). If you have sent me something that is not from the internet, it MUST be something you personally took, and by sending it in, you agree to the following bullshit:

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24 comments:

Julie said...

Love your blog!

It's All Good said...

haha, "you're making my heart explode!"

True Blue Liberal said...

Cute?
He's a neo-Nazi narc trying to throw us off with that pink tongue and that head tilt.
Don't get within 100 yards of that fucker if you value your testicles!!

David said...

Um,this pupster looks a little wasted to me. Can we really afford to have such "party animals" keeping us safe?

ilovea said...

Heh, I was evidently exposed to too much cute because from across the room, I heard this: and I realized that I had been clutching my chest a little bit

Alison Robin said...

Found a guilty orangutan from here: http://www.hyd-masti.com/2008/12/amazing-friendship.html

We should kick his adorable little ass.

Rick said...
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The_Aitch said...

Look at this disgusting little prick Pygmy Marmocet I caught being sketchy at the zoo this summer? What a friggin piece of lying shit!

http://flickr.com/photos/ayendeeareeeayaitch/2703620683/in/set-72157606385919179/

Look here he is again about to flip me the bird with his wily pygmy marmocet hands!

http://flickr.com/photos/ayendeeareeeayaitch/2703620811/in/set-72157606385919179/

acackler said...

The Springhass is too adorable to be left alone... http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/springhass/

alcoLOLz!1!! said...

look at this motherfucker... http://alcololics.blogspot.com/2009/02/whos-boss.html
who do you think you are, golden retriever? give me back my booze. My stomach will tell me when it is time to quit.

izabiz said...

Did you see this little bastard "holding hands". What a schmuck, and I am not talking about the koala.

http://www.usatoday.com/weather/wildfires/2009-02-12-australia-koala_N.htm?csp=34

This is an AP photo, so I don't know if you can use it....

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swiffer said...

displaced by the Santa Barbra fires, a baby deer and a baby bobcat snuggle in the county dispatcher's office
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=339801&id=1466343365

Amanda said...

What the FUCK? Has anyone run that comment above (in Japanese) through a translator?

Here's a preview:
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Maureen said...

Mini penguins being protected by snipers. Amazing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8153168.stm

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http://jyte.com/cl/momongas-are-mesmerizingly-cute

http://www.adamlilith.net/japan/hokkaido/image_02.htm

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