Monday, December 8, 2008

Just say no to kangaroos


Oh, I get it, Kangaroo. You're just hanging out, right? I bet if I asked you what you were doing, you would probably say you were "chillaxin'" or something. You probably think you look pretty cool, but I know better, Kangaroo, because YOU ARE AS A HIGH AS A KITE RIGHT NOW.

Kangaroo, did you ever stop to think about the kids? Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself, and perhaps Mallomars? No, you fucking don't. So fuck you, Kangaroo. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

31 comments:

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i love you

Mr. Outspoken said...

Chillax is the greatest vocab ever. Go Spock!

Saad Ali Abbasi said...

*laughs out loud*

Alicia B Designs said...

Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen/read in my whole life. WOW.

tess said...

best. thing. ever.

cleverbeatrice said...

yes. more. brilliant. i'll take another glass of punch, thank you.

Tee said...

Ok, Ok, I seriously can't take it anymore! How the fuck do you not run out of funny shit to say? How? Holy Cow!

vhs said...

That's Burt Reynolds!

tannariore said...

Kangaroos; whores of the outback

Grk! said...

"Chillax" is the twattiest word ever.

The word verification bit below presently reads "legdag". Now that's a great word!

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Noodley said...

What is UP with the hairy porno man upper body? Like a HUMAN man! Those arms....the pose...the uber-confident bedroom expression...
Who do you think you ARE, Kangaroo? TOM motherfucking JONES?

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Jarrod said...

what a fucking douchebag, i bet he keeps bottles of rohypnol to slide in his dates drinks in that pouch and wears eternity by CK with his fancy popped collar...IF HE WORE A SHIRT THAT IS...hes to cocky for clothing...fucking prick

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That is the ugliest fucking kangaroo I've ever seen.

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