Saturday, December 13, 2008

Someone get this fat fuck a carrot.


Hey Prairie dog, I didn't realize donuts were native to the grasslands of North America! You're so fat, you make a capybara look like an African pygmy mouse!

Seriously, though, Prairie dog. You are really fat. This makes it very difficult for me, because the fact that your feet aren't touching the ground and your arms are kind of hanging down on your fat folds is fucking cute as shit. Am I supposed to feel bad for you? Is this what you wanted, Prairie dog? Damn you and your scheming ways.

32 comments:

Hugh said...

Bwahahahahaha, this is friggin hilarious stuff mate

Marinka said...

I don't know. I think he may be just big boned.

Akubi said...

No, FUCK YOU!
I have an obese Pomeranian so fuck you motherfucker! Asshole!
If you give him a goddamned fucking carrot he'll shit orange crap all over the dog park!
Do Prairie dogs have their own personal dog fucking park? Well, fuck them too!

Akubi said...

Fuck Kangaroos too!
The suck!

Gorilla Gal said...

damn you praire dogs!

heidieden said...

Fuck prairie dogs for real. I have a scar on the back of my hand from one from fucking 22 years ago when my middle school friend had a fat fucking one as a pet and it bit me when I was eating some bread at her house. I was in the 7th grade and that fuck would NOT let go. This is the funniest blog I have seen in so long.

Christina Lee said...

too damn funny-I just blew coffee out of my nose!!

Pearl said...

Oh, sure. We make fun of them NOW, but who do we go to when we need a shit load of tunnels in our backyards, huh? You think just any animal is willing, nay, CAPABLE of such a feat?
I think not.
Pearl

House of Brat said...

Funny! This reminds me of the pigeons in Trafalgar Square. I surprised those heifers can achieve lift off!

Akubi said...

@Fuck You, Penguin dude(tte),
Please kill the fucking word verification. If one is thoroughly enraged about a fat fucking prairie dog eating a goddamned carrot they couldn't give a rat's ass about such things.
Thanks in advance
And FUCK YOU!

Akubi said...

P.S.
That disturbing kangaroo below really sucks.
Fuck him too!

Nick from Canada said...

"Hey Prairie dog, I didn't realize donuts were native to the grasslands of North America!"


Uh, in Alberta Canada. They have Tim Horton's.

Leigh said...

LOL, This is just the best.

Rhea said...

Everyone knows that prairie dogs are nature's bitches.

Jeff Wilk said...

I think he's fat cuz they DON'T eat carrots.

Jill said...

OMG- the heck with the prairie dog- I love the Capybara. I want one!

Wikipedia says they taste like pork- hmmmm.

Maito said...

Maybe this is just the BEFORE picture, he might very well look like the Subway Jared of rodents now.

Best blog in ages...you ruined my expectations of doing something funny and cute myself.. so... uhm... GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Hugh said...

This is my favourite post so far. You just about made me cry from laughter.

Well played.

Des said...

This is the funniest shit EVER! I laughed my ass off at the title & the photo & the comments.

Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

Ciao

Mark said...

hey, look! it's dr. phil!

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Pearl said...
Oh, sure. We make fun of them NOW, but who do we go to when we need a shit load of tunnels in our backyards, huh? You think just any animal is willing, nay, CAPABLE of such a feat?
I think not"

Well, there's fuckin' moles and fuckin' gophers and fuckin ground squirrels, and fuckin' meercats and fuckin' ants, especially fire ants, I really hate those assholes, and...say, did you flunk science or somethin'?

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Jill said...
OMG- the heck with the prairie dog- I love the Capybara. I want one!


No you don't. Didn't you ever see The Tick? Capybara's have mange.
You don't want mangy pork do you?

Mack said...

Fuck this fat fuck.

SHAWNDAVID777 said...

Make a GOD DAMN pair of GLOVES out of that cocksucking asshole!!!!

gibsongirl said...

That's why there's no "prairie-doggie" style in sex!!!

Elinore Eaton said...

Carrot... Still laughing.

Maya said...

That is fucking hilarious!

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