Monday, January 12, 2009

What a blue-footed sleaze


First I thought this blue-footed booby was just doing a cute little dance, which is bad enough (personally, I can dance fucking circles around this loser). But it turns out this is a fucking mating ritual, which basically means dude is hitting on me.

But the fucked up thing is that these sexed-up douchebags do this sort of thing all the time. Take a look at this piece of work. Does she even know you are videotaping her, Romeo? Then halfway through, he invites his goddamn friends over! She's having none of it, of course, which is why a minute in she pees right where he wanted to do it! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING SLIMEBALL.

44 comments:

It's All Good said...

ain't gonna lie, his kicks are sweet!

Madame K said...

I do the same thing all the time.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Invisible Stairmaster. Stupid booby.

Colleen said...

What's with the part where he lifts his wings and goes spread-eagle (spread-booby?) for all of the world to see?

How disrespectful! Get a room, twinkle-toes!

michaelscomments said...

Why doesn't he just buy that slut a few drinks?

Sheesh. What a dork.

superBadGirl said...

God, I just had a flashback to being out at the bar on Friday. I bet he went back over to his friends and told them she was not only bitchy, but probably gay. Get a clue, booby, we've heard your line before.

kingstreetfarm said...

Birds are some freaky shit. I personally think ALL birds deserve a giant fuck you.

louise said...

Oh please. Sure, you're a "natural" blue- that's why you were seen checking out paints samples at the hardware store on Saturday!

No mating season for YOU, Mr "Don't Step On My Blue Feet" Booby! We know the truth and are gonna spread the word.

Kevin Leversee at gmail.com said...

thanks for this- this is really funny- in my 14 years on the WWW, this blog is in my top 3, the Chicks Suck guy, and FuckedCompany are two and three.

ALWAYS focus on the content not your design, who cares how this looks its frikken funny.

full stop.

-Kevin

Steph said...

His feet! They're blue! Come on, you have to admit that's pretty freaking cute.

Cindy said...

"Birds are some freaky shit. I personally think ALL birds deserve a giant fuck you." Haha, me too!

cassaundra said...

what a slut.

CInAz said...

You think he's getting you with his blue feet, but whatever you do, do not look into his eyes. They're hypnotic--that's just when the fucker's got you exactly where he wants you. The eyes of a booby are deadly.

milly (elephants&redwoods) said...

SILLY BOOBY!!!!!!!!!!

Dunesdreamer said...

Dude, you haven't gotten laid in so long the blue in your balls has migrated to your feet. And you know, once a female tells you to "piss off," it's OK for your wingmen to make a move.

So fuck off...maybe there's a spot for you in a touring Blue Man Group.

milly (elephants&redwoods) said...

BY the way...thsi is quite possibly the funniest website everrrrrr.

Jeff Wilk said...

What's this - a fricking Hammer impersonation?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNUx0-XEfw

What an ass.

jsave said...

Who knows, maybe ol' booby is in to golden showers....

Nicole oh-so Lovely said...

it could be worse...an elephant could want to mate with you.....

Bether said...

She's probably ignoring him because he'd make a much bigger impression if he brought her twigs. I know I'm a sucker for twigs!

Tara Rabeumdeay said...

Blue footed booby. With his silly blue feet. Who has blue feet anyway? What a fashion disaster.

I just caught this, and am sorry I didn't see it sooner, for inter-species week:

The Elephant and the Doggy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7U

It's All Good said...

maybe blue feet are like blue balls for boobies?

Fat Tony said...

maybe he's a diabetic and has poor circulation. He's probably weeks away from an amputation and is trying to get all the pussy he can before he becomes footless. No chick wants to fuck a dude with no feet....that's gross!

Holy Cuteness said...

Haha, i thought those feets were painted... Nice dancing, birdie, very impressive...

Eliz said...
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JAR72 said...

You know what's even worse? Boobies "nests" are a ring of their own sh*t that they stand in the middle of.

Ishmael said...

Cute Overload is mounting a serious charge, and has halved the distance between you since Friday.

Vote, people, Vote!

Dr.Salt said...

Cute overload sucks butts.

cutefuckingkills said...

Are yall seriously fucking kidding me?
If we don't stand up to those cute overlords now, what will become of the motherfucking children?
Git er done people!

Talk With No Thought said...

i need those shoes. now.

look4sdr said...

NO, in the video that male Booby was going to rape that lady Bobby. She was so freaked out by him she shit herself. She she even screamed "RAPE!" and had her possy come over to help her out. That booby is a dick and rapist.

Theo said...

Ishmael -- heh. Don't look behind you, just keep running.

(It was the Nazi comparison, y'know. Somebody done poked the hornet nest.)

Don't call me Kat said...

Michael Flatley wouldn't be caught dead in those.... I'm just sayin.

ummmmheyyyy said...

walk it ouuut

rewinn said...

That video LOOKS like a courtship ritual but he's just the wingman; at the end of the video the real loverboy comes out of the bushes with her BFF looking disheveled.

Technogeekboy said...

I have a haiku for that son of a bitch:

You dance like a fool, bird
You make my blood boil and and froth
Your day will come bird fuck

suzy said...

quit embarrassing yourself bird, you look like a fucking asshole right now.

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Jennsus said...

yep. that's how they let you know theres noone else they'd rather do.... than you..it's true...their feet are blue....they're birds...who screw..
I'm done.

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