Kitten, they created you so you could be a Persian cat without long hair, but what they didn't predict was you sticking your fucking head out of that bed and making a face which is pretty much the worst thing I've ever seen. You are like the Natasha Henstridge in Species of cute. I would blame the misguided souls that made you, but I'm not entirely convinced you couldn't just keep it together and lead a normal cat life. For example, why are you looking at the camera? And Jesus Christ, stop fucking frowning. You have your whole life ahead of you!
And then I find out you have your own blog? And it's in Japanese! Uh-uh, learning how to use Flash, I believe, BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY YOU KNOW JAPANESE, KITTEN, IT'S A REALLY HARD LANGUAGE TO LEARN. Something is going on here, Kitten. I'm going to find out what it is. So get ready, Kitten, I'll give you something to frown about.
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Baka kitten.
And take that movie down from your website, you attention whore!
great, i looked into the kitten's eyes for too long, and now it owns my soul. damn you, crossbreed kitten!
Croosbed kittens? I recognise that miserable little fucker, and get this, he's got the gaul to get other people to clean up his shit.
That's some pretty complex flash that damn kitten has. We must be cautious.
omg ...hilarious.
They're called Exotics, but they should be called, "Fuck you, catbreeders." Persians were fine. They had those ugly-cute faces, but no one gave a shit because they were so damn hairy. But now these exotics are fucking everything up with their short hair.
I just got shown the link to your blog today by July Stars and it is BLOWING MY MIND.
There is no way that cat designed that website. That little shit does not have opposable thumbs!!! You are telling me he can program not just HTML but Flash. With no ability to type?
He's a liar.
Spring for the Himalayan, the Persian/Siamese mix. Less hair trouble and less Persian apathy.
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What is it with Asians and genetically engineering the most goddamn adorable little creatures on the planet? Is this the Hello Kitty movement on crack?
I am going to spay AND neuter your ass... and your genitals too.
*fights it*
*fights it*
*fights iiiit...*
OH GOD IT'S SO CUTE!
*slaps hands over mouth*
I am so sorry!
Lol, that is the cutest kitty face ever... I f***** want a crossbreed kitten!
I love you so fucking much! But stop making me laugh so hard I spit all over my computer screen, please.
fucking cat... what good is it ever gonna be? it's gonna shit and piss in the house. it's gonna make all sorts of noise when it goes into heat... i got a 50 cent solution for that fucking crossbreed wannabe... yeah... that's right... a sever case of lead poisoning
Listen,EWOK...your not fooling me.Get out of that furry ship and leave us alone!!
Tell Lucas his "website" is not fooling us either. Damn jerk.
That kitten is so cute, it has to be evil.
Buck up, kitten. It must really suck to so damned cute. I'd frown too, douche. Just go curl up in a little ball and be adorable out of my sight. Ugh.
It may be cute right now, but just feed it after midnight and see what fucking happens....
I literally gasped audibly when this kitten came up. My husband thought I had gotten injured myself. Well, I did. On cuteness.
MY EYES, MY FUCKING EYES! I'M BLIND AHGGGAHHHGGG FUCKING KITTEN BLINDED ME WITH SOME NOT OF THIS WORLD COMBINATION OF CUTENESS AND REVOLTING-NESSNESS.
Wow, you're so popular, you're getting spammed.
I bet that kitten eats honey baked ham every fucking day
Goddamn kawaii kittens!
Ok. Now you're in for it. I'm putting your blog on my blogroll. Expect one hit from me on a seasonal basis.
;-)
Seriously dude. You go on vacation and look at what happens: http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2009/02/whats-cuter-than-a-fennec-fox.html. Fckin disgusting.
Oh, Christ, your crossbreed cuteness is fucking killing me. Who do you think you are, Jack Ruby?
uhh, am I the only one who thinks those sort of kittens actually aren't cute at all as kittens go?
You linked us to a head-explosion land mine! That kitten LICKED MY NOSE! I was so close to the screen looking at it's little video it took of itself and it LICKED THE CAM-and it got me! IT GOT ME! CAT LICKED MY NOSE! OMG....MEDIC!
what the fuck kind of bullshit blog is that kitten? or do you prefer to be called kitteh... i know your type... i'm on to you!
Awww.... can't help it.
evil little furball is gonna make me implode with its cuteness.
KILL IT!! KILL IT NOW!! It's taking over my mind....kill...kill...awwww look at the cute little kitten. We love the kitten. No harm must come to the kitten...
You can also buy this little cute creep's book http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%82%81%E3%82%81%E3%81%BC%E3%82%93/dp/4812433266/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195142521&sr=8-1
It is in Japanese, but hey you are smarter than him, so it should be OK.
memebon is my fav!! from like a year ago on cute overload of course.....
I hates kats anyways. Those cats are pathetic, beyond the redemption of any hot J-gal saying "ka-waiii"!
Holy hell, cats are coming to get us. First LOLcats and crossbreed kittens with their own blogs. God help us alllllll..... Come get me crossbreed kitten, I've got two dobies looking for a snack, you should do the trick.
We really, really get you.
(we hope you appreciate our use of italics)
Joy and Janet
the moggit girls
Thunderously cute.....dammit!
Shit. The kitten fucking brainwashed me with it's stare, and now I have the urge to assassinate presidents, and prime-ministers, and what not...
Why don't you just go buy me a litter pan, a leash and a bowl, Crossbreed Kitten because you have officially destroyed my ability to function for the rest of the day. And don't even try giving me that adorable little "Love me" face to get me to forgive you because I won't. I...
OhgodI'msorry. Don't cry, just please don't.
I just encountered an evil cat (rather than a kitten) looking cute (or trying - I think she is a bit passed it - mutton dressed up as lamb and all that) on my blog here http://www.estatesgazette.com/blogs/property-law/2009/09/evil-cat-blamed-for-property-downturn.html Could you take a look and tell it to leave me alone.
Thanks
Apparently crossbreed kittens fucked with the Chinese Wholesalers of the world. Sheesh!
These demons are all over youtube, for some reason they all claim to speak japanese...and WTF?! they can stand?!
Here is a scary one...terrorist cat training video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdhLQCYQ-nQ
Yeah. Just...yeah. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtotheEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
don, lets stop tis. i know you still want to be a family. i'm not angry. lets move on. i know about everything and it's okay. where is this going. we are wasting time and resources living apart. itsn't it costly having to find people to watch scnookums or drive to take her somewhere. let's move on and be a family again. please. i'm begging you for the sake of the family. i'll drop my stuff if you drop yours. it's three more coming your family. i'll stop if you stop. you went after my job first remember. lets move on from this please. we can work it out. keep your friends and i will keep mine. we can work it out. i promise we can.
I love you too. and am also spitting and laughing like a fucking lunatic. Bravo.
Kitten, they created you so you could be a Persian cat without long hair, but what they didn't predict was you sticking your fucking head out of that bed and making a face which is pretty much the worst thing I've ever seen"
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michael.gentry
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OMG hahahahahahaha this is sooooo funny!!!!Your really good at telling animals whats what!!!!HAHAHAHA
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