Thursday, February 12, 2009

South Korea real Korean threat to humanity

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What the hell, South Korea? You guys seem so awesome, what with your delicious food, nice electronics, and live octopus eating. You are like Japan but without the creepy porn (I mean this in a good way). So what are you trying to pull here? Are you seriously telling me one of those puppies isn't cute enough, YOU NEED THE SAME FUCKING PUPPY TWICE?!?! A normal country (like, say, Peru) wouldn't even need the whole puppy, it would be cool with just that impossibly pink nose.

I used to think you were the "cool" Korea. People would bad mouth Korea, and I would be like, "Man, you must mean North Korea, 'cause that South Korea, that's one boss fuckin' place." (I was in the 1960s at the time.) But now, I really don't know, South Korea. I think you need to rethink your relationship with the puppy.

I'm not even going to say anything to these puppies. They know what they did.

51 comments:

Tim McNutt said...

Are you sure those are two separate puppies? What if that is the beginning of some two-headed super puppies bred only in South Korea? If only they could clone eyeballs because I just stabbed mine with a fork because those puppies are....SO FUCKING CUTE!!!

gradschoolknitter said...

This is South Korea's attempt at WMDs. Everyone knows you can't be in the same place as yourself, whether past, present or future. Just watch Back to the Future. These two puppies (which are, essentially the SAME puppy) napping in the same place at the same time are threatening the space time continuum.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

two headed beast!

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic said...

It's like "The Clone Wars."

Only not crap.

Dunesdreamer said...

Why, those aren't puppies at all! That's actually the president of South Korea, lee Myung-bak, and Kim Jong-il, great leader of North Korea, deeply involved in talks to de-escalate tensions between the two countries.

foreverinautumn said...

Fine, I'll say it.

"that's pretty fuckin' cute"

I got nothin...

Gojiro said...

One of those puppies is actually from the Mirror Universe, and not a clone at all. See how their noses are pink on opposite sides? True clones would be EXACTLY IDENTICAL. Obviously, one of these puppies is a vicious, bloodthirsty motherfucker.

The question is ... which?

Tracy said...

OMG, Did you know that South Korea is CLONING puppies?! Coincidence? I think not.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/02/06/cloned.puppy/index.html

HC said...

OMG, i wanna have those fucking cute doggies!

Peekabag said...

They're not really sleeping. They're waiting for you to pet them and they will then proceed to chomp your hand off.

Walter said...

Shamefully adorable.

Trish said...

You can't tell where one begins and the other ends, can you?
I think these are really Siamese puppies, and the South Koreans simply hi-jacked them.

Misha said...

Don't they know that blush is supposed to go on your cheeks, not your nose.

Shimmy said...

Rank, febrile puppies! Yep, they know what they did.

Bridget said...

what the FUCK was that octopus shit? I seriously think I'm going to be sick for the rest of the day. With the tentacles wrapping around that dude's wrist and squirming and wiggling. Oh my god I'll never recover from this one.

Wordnerd said...

They probably have really awesome puppy breath, too.

Fuckers.

Kafka Stole My Bike said...

What a load of crap! These punk puppies are just laying around with their adorable, wrinkled eyes and cheeks. Enjoy it while it lasts!

You just wait: your looks will fade and you'll both find yourselves in your late 20's, with a receding hairline and mediocre writing job, livid that you forgot your breakfast and the you have walk in the cold to a corporate coffee chain to eat. ARGH!

It's All Good said...

that was the most disgusting video I have ever seen, and yet so romantic at the same time. Mixed in with these puppies, my heart stands no chance....

Fred H.B. said...

AAAGHH!!! He ate a living Octopus!!!

Not With a Whimper said...

Hey, Puppies!

What? Are you REALLY that tired?

You expect us to believe that you've "put in such a hard day"?

Yeah, right!

You just can't get ENOUGH attention can you, Puppies?

You're pathetic.

And what's with the pink muzzles? Shaved a little too closely, did we? Trying to impress your dates with your "smooth complexions"?

Go to hell, Puppies.

Jezebel said...

South Korea, I am embarrassed for you. I'm not even sure you were ever "cool", but now I'm pretty positive you are not cool AT ALL. And overdoing it with puppies is not going to help your poor image SK. Hire a new publicist. Please.

Dr.Salt said...

I hate puppies so much.

mybabyweight said...

I don't know... I think they're fucking posers. Do you see those sharp-ass claws! They are probably some sort of new Korean weapon.

Ntash449 said...

OK, if nobody else is gonna say it I will... WTF is up with the octopus shit? That shit was so creepy and gross. That thing continued to move while he was chomping it down. I about just puked my coffee up.

BTWs the puppies. I want them. Want them now!!! Too cute for words.

That is all.

goeastyoungwomantodubai said...

They prolly gonna eat those puppies too! You know they love a dog caserole.

Insults said...

YOU know what YOU did. You fu**ed that puppy.

Rachel Tamed said...

Oh come on, you know that you are secretly hoping for the day when South Korea steps it up a notch and begins to clone humans. The Arnold Schwarzenneger can save us and actually call himself "the Governator" on a world stage, while viciously beating up the clone army! With their puppies in tow!

personlichkeite said...

I live in south korea! I have seen live octopus eating first hand. They sell it on the streets. Hahaha soooo crazy. Also, did nobody notice that the puppies names are Magic and Stem??? How much does life suck for stem?

Allgaul said...

Look! Admin Wikiplug cloned it's comments! If it were an cute animal, I would tell it what's what for you, FUPenguin, but it's not an animal, is it? It isn't talking about an animal, is it? But yet it cloned itself. Hmmmm. I shall ignore it until it goes away.

hirakendu said...

;-) ;-)

Jenny B said...

OMG... that octopus movie? that will haunt me for the rest of my days...

Sophia La Chouette said...

In Korea, those puppies are called breakfast.

~E said...

DUDE! One word...

CLONING!

'Nuff said.

kilgore said...

those puppies are just too much.

that video was horrible, i couldn't even watch the whole thing. here is a more appropriate video. fuck you penguin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_uFJo5ww0E&eurl=http://comment.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewComments&friendID=4749667&feature=player_embedded

tmossinca said...

that movie with the live octopus, old boy, is pretty badass!

Gutter Dog said...

Serve them up for dinner...$100 a plate...www.gutterdog.blogspot.com

Sophia Draws. said...

Ugh, those pink noses are so gross. Like, eww.

sherri said...

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OSweet said...

Koreans eat, and abuse, way more dogs than they clone, so this offense is forgivable.

Paint Brush Blonde said...

I was personally involved in this project. I glued those puppies together.

pullease said...

that is one puppy laying on top of the other one you degenerate momo of a toolbucket

umijin said...

Hey now - remember that dog is a very important item on the Korean menu. So maybe they like their broiled puppies in standard form.

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