Monday, April 20, 2009

A message from the Partnership for Drug-Free Marsupials


"I thought 4/20 was a hilarious way to celebrate casual drug use. I woke up last year on this very date like any normal day, hopped over to my friend's tree, turned on some Looney Tunes cartoons, and got high all day. And then I died. So remember that next time you think it's all fun and games and no one is going to get hurt. AND ALSO REMEMBER: KANGAROOS THAT USE DRUGS HAVE JOEYS THAT USE DRUGS."

41 comments:

Peekabag said...

I saw this dude on Cops. He looked totally strung out. I think he has a meth lab in his basement.

M.J. said...

Uhhh...I guess I shouldn't be getting that kangaroo at the local zoo high anymore. I didn't realize it was lethal for marsupials. My bad!

It's All Good said...

dude, i totally forgot today is 4/20... maybe I shouldnt celebrate anymore...

HC said...

OMG! :-P

indigo doll said...

that is a successfully self medicated marsupial that otherwise might be hanging around dingy cellars with brad pitt... remember- when it comes to kangaroos- better stoned than fighty.

Jezebel said...

Kangaroo normally I would bash you but today I think I will join you. My soul already got sucked out by a cute baby seal so I've got nothing to lose. Happy 4:20!

The Van Goat Ranch said...

I would never embar - ASS myself like that. Excrutiating.

p.s. loving this blog.

The Last Waltz said...

This kangaroo offered me a joint once, but there was no way I was gonna put my mouth on something that had been inside her pouch. Gross.

Michelle said...

Im pretty sure I saw her on a Cops re-run. She was in her acid washed cut offs and flannel shirt.

The Silver Spring Penguin said...

Look at that fucking mess. Kangaroos like that give legitimate stoners a bad name.

MonaLisa said...

"You're much too young
your life ain't begun
let's hop for a while...."

Just say 'No', Kangaroo.






...just say 'No'.

gregoryyy said...

Pssst...,hey,pass it to the left.

Oh no.

mkreider said...

Doesn't even have his wife-beater shirt on! Gaaaaaaaaacckkk!

Gra said...

I'm not roo-ist but really, everyone knows what they're like. Pot smoking wasters is what they are. But you can't say it because it's not "politically correct". We should stop giving them welfare checks and make them go and get a job. It's a damn disgrace.

Nicole oh-so Lovely said...

jesus.....don't even get my started on koalas...those assholes get so high they fall right out of their tree and don't even think about us wee folks walking around down below.

rubbish

love,
www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

Gavin said...

And you know the worst part for a high Kangaroo, when they get the munchies, all they have to eat is grass.

Mrs. Cleanest said...

That kanga has some deformed hands.

[ J ] said...

Dear Hippie Kangaroo,

Get a job.


Regards,
Everyone
http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/

Dave said...

That's what those pouches are for. You know he's holding.

Wildwoods Retreat said...

Well, ya wanna know what? Roo's agent has spent a fortune @ Betty's Clinic.

Like 'they say' - no one can help Roo until Roo is ready to help herself!

Dr. No said...

Officer McGruff should arrest those marsupial offenders! Help us MCGRUFF!

loosegrape said...

Ah,memories. The days of wine and rooses...

hirakendu said...

;)

Hogday said...

Kangaroos on drugs is a serious problem in Australia. It causes them to have the biggest balls but the smallest dicks - and they set a bad example. I mean, look at Mel Gibson.

Insults said...

Bong smokin' fuck...

Kafka Stole My Bike said...

"My parents' trust fund isn't going to spend itself, dude".

Your skull is caked with bong resin, so I doubt this will get through. Keep learning the didgeridoo and your Phish jam-sessions, and I'll keep being a productive member of society. I think we can peacefully coexist, as long as you keep your smelly ass in the garage where it belongs.

The Devil's Daughter-In-Law said...

Did you ever see that movie "Matilda", about a kangaroo that could box? I think it's the same guy.

100% said...

this is an important life lesson for all in the animal kingdom. remember: roos don't use.

J said...

haha. where the fuck do you find these photo's man? The jaded hipster owl was a highlight! Go boy go!
www.johnincharge.blogspot.com

SophisticatedBrew said...

Aw, this was all fun and games until that poor Joey came along. An innocent victim, born in a drug-laced pouch.
Although...It could be kinda fun riding around in a pouch while stoned. Maybe?

grinandbeerit.blogspot.com

Lackluster Procrastinator said...

Is he dead??? If so, not so funny. Wah-wah : (

ZenGrouch said...

God damned dingos pissed on me again while I was noddin'...

FUCK YOU DINGOS!

lateefx said...

I encourage you to remove this post in light of the recent burst in kangaroo-related violence and unprovoked attacks...I mean was this poor kangaroo wearing boxing gloves...NO:

Kangaroo gets hit by arrow in head, still in head, and still alive...

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