Friday, July 10, 2009

Lobsters never get it right


Hey Lobster, what the fuck are you doing in that person's apartment? GET BACK IN THE WATER WHERE YOU BELONG. And stop looking so sad, you fucking killjoy, this was your one opportunity to be cute and you blew it. It's got to be hard, being one step away from a cockroach, and I see you are trying to make me love you, I do. But it's not working AT ALL, Lobster, so stop acting like a dog and start twinkle-toeing around in that weird lobster way so I can get creeped out because I don't know which way you are going to move.

And for God's sake, Lobster, get yourself ironed. You look like a total slob.

43 comments:

skwilli said...

Au revoir, Lob stair.

tea_please said...

The sad truth is:

I *love* it when people finally get the chance to humiliate their soul-sucking pets by putting them in fancy dress. Smell that? It's called vengeance!

The Peach Tart said...

I love that pets give us such great material to write about...you are twisted btw...in a good way.

outcastspice said...

i think i love you.

PersonalFailure said...

That is the face of a dog that has been thoroughly humiliated.

good for it!

HC said...

Lobsters are food, right?

Mike! said...

Is it a lobster or a dog, I just don't know... If it's a lobster, it should be hanging out in a pot of boiling water. If it's a dog it should have more self respect than to let an someone dress it that way. Go bite your worthless owner right in the nads, now dog! Then go have a beer, you've earned it!

Talk With No Thought said...

No I WON'T be your lobster. Keep your claws to yourself you bastard.

Eva Gallant said...

I can't believe that lobster ate the whole thing!
Bad Lobster!

trulymadlydeeply said...

I hate you.

-Lobster

The Silver Spring Penguin said...

Truly pathetic.

trulymadlydeeply said...

Ugh, I'm saying.
Thank you!

-Dog

gregory said...

You know what "Lobster" ?

When i see you i'm thinking that would make a gooood party dip.But,i hate seafood.So get the hell out of here.

GBY said...

Actually, though insects and lobsters are both arthropods, lobsters are more closely related to spiders than cockroaches (both of which are ALSO arthropods). I'm just saying.

Eric said...

Where's my garlic butter?

El said...

Listen, dog, I know a great attorney. You could be eating lobster instead of freaking wearing it, with the money he can get you for pain and suffering...On second thought, your great-grandfather bit me so suck it up.

Mister 1-2-3-4 said...

This picture is an essay in defeat. Even the costume looks like it's ready to end it all. Just say NO to cuteness! It only ends up making you miserable.

prairie dog said...

Lobster 1
Dog 0

nmrboy said...

guess the dog didn't read his contract carefully, he entirely missed the costume clause.

clause! claws.

you see? oh forget it.

n.

(bonus! word verification for this comment: 'mated')

drachunter said...

I think he finally went crazy.

I knew looking at some may pictures of cute animals doing things that they should not be doing would of done that eventually - it was just a matter of time.

Connie said...

OMG that is sooooo cute....gag

Mad Gypsy said...

No you guys look closer. That creature is no costumed embarassment! That is the fabled spawn of the mighty lobster king and the fair pug princess. Their forbidden romance was kept under wraps and eventually was thought to be only lengend. Photographic proof of that mythic abomination is the first omen of the end times. I'm heading to the basement. Who's with me?

trekker said...

Honey, You can have the Tail!

WR said...

I'm torn as well: Dog forced to wear a lobster costume (some of my sisters never got beyond the let's play dollies thing) or is it a lobster trying to pass. Pathetic - in a cute kind of way.

Lobster if you are trying to pass - it is so yesterday. Lobster Pride - I can just see the parade now! :)

Never mind - then we'll have to do the whole "is it a Parade or is it a March" thing. Just go back to your ocean - you've given me a head ache.

nltisme said...

It's a pugster! Never saw one of those on land before!

Noelle said...

That's just cruel. Now pass me the melted butter.

William said...

*throws a master ball at Pugster*

The Girl said...

Dude. That is one sad fucking lobster.

Carbon Freeze said...

Dude, I feel the need to alert you to this: http://tinyurl.com/fupolitics

emily said...

sorry i can't get through the tipline : http://www.flickr.com/photos/26088600@N08/2896198038/ something must be done.

Martin Kocsis said...

So, lobsterdog, you're some kind of impersonator? Why not impersonate someone we all know like Elvis, Michael Jackson or maybe Sarah Palin? THAT would impress me but instead I just ignore you, lobsterdogwhateveryou are.

hirakendu said...

;)

Sharlene said...

RED lobsters are DEAD lobsters. So it's a dog in a DEAD LOBSTER costume. Sick sick sick.

R said...

this is the most retarded attempt at 'humour' i've seen in a long time

frigginloon said...

I wanted the friggin spiderman outfit you bastards!!!!

Chris said...

They say that

"Life is much better down where its wetter under the sea"

I don't think this pulobster agrees.

johnonline said...

cute costume. try a superhero nxt time.

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Billy Kus said...

What did that poor doggy do to deserve such a terrible fate.

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