Friday, July 10, 2009
Lobsters never get it right
Hey Lobster, what the fuck are you doing in that person's apartment? GET BACK IN THE WATER WHERE YOU BELONG. And stop looking so sad, you fucking killjoy, this was your one opportunity to be cute and you blew it. It's got to be hard, being one step away from a cockroach, and I see you are trying to make me love you, I do. But it's not working AT ALL, Lobster, so stop acting like a dog and start twinkle-toeing around in that weird lobster way so I can get creeped out because I don't know which way you are going to move.
And for God's sake, Lobster, get yourself ironed. You look like a total slob.
Posted by bza at 5:23 AM