Wednesday, July 15, 2009

"Mangalitsa" is a pretty fancy name for a curly-haired jack-off


Hey asshole, the only thing curly on you should be your tail. GET BACK IN LINE, PIG. I didn't even realize pigs had hair until I saw your ratty ass. Do all pigs have long hair and they just shave every day? What if pre-weight-loss Seth Rogen over here convinces all of the rest of them to grow it out and start styling it in new hip ways? THIS COULD BE A PIG-RELATED DISASTER ON A SCALE NOT SEEN SINCE I READ CHARLOTTE'S WEB.

I'm here to tell you that I'm not scared of you, Mangalitsa Pig. I see you brought your little buddy along with you to intimidate me, but I don't even care. I could take both of you. Let's go, right here on the internet! **Mangalitsa**, shit. I bet you don't even roll around in the mud 'cause it's beneath you. You know what, forget it, you'd probably just make some witty observation and trot off.

49 comments:

BlueSophia said...

Everything is better with BACON!

Andy said...

I eat these things, their meat is mighty fine

M.J. said...

Soup just came out my nose--hilarious!

Veda27 said...

That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. See you at breakfast mother fucker!

Lady P said...

Looks like an English Magistrate with a curly wig on - and you know how WE feel about "the Law"

@eloh said...

Hog killin' is done in cool weather, show off all you want to now asshole....I'll see you this fall.

Heath said...

Mangalitsa is great at breakfast!

Dunesdreamer said...

I've heard of a wolf in sheep's clothing, but a pig????

The Silver Spring Penguin said...

What the fuck is that?!? Seriously, if I find that thing's short and curlies in my bacon tomorrow morning, I'm gonna throw a shit fit.

Mary Beth said...

holy shit, can i make yarn outta that 'fur'? i'd love to knit some pig socks.

Nic said...

I like the one standing ominously in the background.

jflorek said...

What the hell is that thing? Is armageddon near?

hirakendu said...

;)

The only frog with his own blog said...

Had the Rabbi just showed me this picture, instead of that boring class, I might not be going to hell.

Glory von Hathor said...

Get some laser pig. Then we can talk.

trulymadlydeeply said...

Well, look at the pot calling the kettle black!!!!!

"you'd probably just make some witty observation and trot off."

I'd tell ya FUP, or BZA, or "Matthew" or whatever your name is, IT IS NOT A CRIME TO HAVE CURLY HAIR.

And if he doesn't roll around in the mud it is out of respect towards his life partner(s). Do you understand the level of STENCH that would overtake the pen if that mud were left to dry and ferment in the folds of his skin and fur-encased body??? No, clearly you do not. For you are typing this from the comfort of the indoors.

Some perspective here, please.

matatatt said...

I will wash my dishes with you , you brillo skinned asshole

Lorrie said...

Mangalitsa--are you trying to be retro-chic with that 70's fro? It makes you look like the Richard Simmons of the pig world. Knit yourself a leotard with that fucking hair, and just get over yourself.

chaobell said...

Hey, Mangalitsa--Halloween is still a little over two months away. Put the Miss Piggy costume back in the fuckin' attic until then.

Byron said...

The '60s are over, hippie pig. Go get a haircut and a real job!

COLD TOES said...

This is what happens then pigs get into the sheep pen.

For god's sake Farmer, get the fences fixed!!

girl6 said...

This aint a 70's porn flick, dumbass! Manscape that shit. And tell your friend back there that he's a Samuel L. Jackson-looking motherfucker.

Both ya'll looking like Sandford & Son in the pig sty. And look at Grady wondering around in the background.

Beckett said...

Nice perm dip-shit.

Karl said...

Hmm, "Peep" is already taken, so I guess these things should be called "Shigs".

Or just call them ugly weird-ass goddamn bastards.

yarravillewahine said...

There they are, sitting there waiting to die, and they don't even know it.

That sucks.

WR said...

As perverse Lady Luck would have it - I feel sorry for the Mangalitsa. This guy is the Glitteratti of the porcine world. It's painfully pathetic that this is the best the species could come up with - and they forgot the gold chain, beer and chips. It's so Tom Jones- retro doesn't get worse than this pig! OMG - a nightmare walking on four little fat legs...

HC said...

That a hairy pig...

Mike! said...

He's not just a client of 'Hair Club for Pigs', he's the fucking owner!

nltisme said...

Is it wearing one of those old-timey George Washington wigs? Damn.

frigginloon said...

Hey piggy can I have my merkin back?

DR said...

Hey FUP - did you put someone up to this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/15/mysterious-penguin-killin_n_234462.html

Dana Yoshimizu said...
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Eva Gallant said...

Mangalitsa, stop being such a ham!

KittyMeow said...

LOL the Mangalitsa is Hungarian. And very tasty tehehehehe

Polly Hogg said...
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Polly Hogg said...

someone get that shig a medallion and a shirt to button up halfway.

and some flares.

Grahame said...

"And tell your friend back there that he's a Samuel L. Jackson-looking motherfucker. "

He'd have to be one motherfucking charming pig to compensate for that haircut.

The Peach Tart said...

That's just too scary to look at without a couple of cocktails and it's only 10:30 in the morning.

Jenny said...
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Martin Kocsis said...

Yeah, and those aren't ears, FurryPig, they're sunshades. You're clearly not designed to be out in the open. Go back into a dark cave and stay there.

Hayley said...

He's just a wannabe sheep... duh.

buffycharlet said...

He's trying to copy Gene Wilder's hairdo. That's fucked. www.hiphophippie.com

R said...

Hey, "Mange," yo' mama fucked Chewbacca.

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