Friday, August 14, 2009
You'll take Manhattan when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands
This dog's name is Snapdragon, which not coincidentally is the PERFECT FUCKING NAME for this Muppet-looking motherfucker. I was sent in this picture by a person pretending to be the owner, but honestly is there any possible way this is a real dog? And if it is a real dog, it should be taken away because it is clearly fucking out of its mind high. THERE IS NO WAY I'M COMING TO SIT ON THAT COUCH WITH YOU, DOG. I don't care how many episodes of Planet Earth you have cued up.
**This Fuck You, Penguin post has been brought to you by the letter "L"**
Posted by bza at 7:23 AM