Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Never work with an alpaca

Ya so that was the funniest thing I have ever read...

2009-08-25T22:11:30.038-07:00

Ya so that was the funniest thing I have ever read!! I laughed so hard for ten min that I was cry hysterically!

what about these fuckers? http://www.youtube.com/w...

2009-08-24T06:35:30.993-07:00

what about these fuckers? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZ0x8AVaBI

WTH? It looks like a GIANT caterpillar!!

2009-08-18T14:19:24.576-07:00

WTH? It looks like a GIANT caterpillar!!

If you want to see some alpacas with legs have a l...

2009-08-18T07:34:12.441-07:00

If you want to see some alpacas with legs have a look at Rachel's diary at www.alpaca-uk.co.uk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTjr_oCo6uU BARF.

2009-08-15T18:21:40.296-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTjr_oCo6uU

BARF.

Seriously, thank you for saying what we've all...

2009-08-14T13:31:06.447-07:00

Seriously, thank you for saying what we've all been thinking for years, and yet have been to afraid to say in public, due to the all-powerful Alpaca lobbyists in Washington and their D.C. power cabal!

Stupid lobbying Alpacas. . .

@ Mike! AhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaa...K...K...K

2009-08-13T08:47:15.312-07:00

@ Mike!

AhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaa...K...K...K

I am dismayed to see the character and integrity o...

2009-08-12T10:28:47.384-07:00

I am dismayed to see the character and integrity of the alpaca maligned in this fashion. I have found alpacas to be steadfast, loyal companions, and they have given unselfishly of their fleece to keep me warm through frigid winter days and nights. It is time for alpacas to have a voice and to stand up for their rights. Stay tuned for news of a series of "Year of the Alpaca" Town Hall meetings. If we work together, alpaca lovers can break the stigma that surrounds these fluffy beasts.

Great. I'm going to have nightmares now...aga...

2009-08-12T09:38:39.174-07:00

Great. I'm going to have nightmares now...again.

aw fluddy caterpillallama! xxxx

2009-08-11T19:21:02.119-07:00

aw fluddy caterpillallama! xxxx

God bless you. SO FUNNY!

2009-08-11T17:12:31.248-07:00

God bless you. SO FUNNY!

Haha I loved that :)

2009-08-11T15:44:06.324-07:00

Haha I loved that :)

This shit toally made my fucking hellish day! THAN...

2009-08-11T15:14:59.421-07:00

This shit toally made my fucking hellish day! THANK YOU LLAMA WORM!

When it runs it is like this: http://i154.photobu...

2009-08-11T12:48:06.876-07:00

When it runs it is like this:

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s245/CDShep66/Animated%20Animals/Llamas/wigglemonster.gif

BAM!!!

Oh shoot, I love Alpaca's. They are sweet, shy...

2009-08-11T12:45:43.450-07:00

Oh shoot, I love Alpaca's. They are sweet, shy and their 'fur' makes wonderful soft socks. So, thanks alot FU,P - I can't think think of a mean thing to say - you've ruined my day!

a shmoo, in its summer coat?

2009-08-11T09:26:23.164-07:00

a shmoo, in its summer coat?

Somehow I just cannot hear elementary school kids ...

2009-08-11T09:23:20.066-07:00

Somehow I just cannot hear elementary school kids singing, "Inch-alpaca, inch-alpaca, measuring the marigolds...."

I love the Labryinth. :) Do one on David Bowie. He...

2009-08-11T09:00:46.795-07:00

I love the Labryinth. :)
Do one on David Bowie. He's cuter than all these little fuckers. ;D

So that's how they make Alpaca boots, just lob...

2009-08-11T08:34:10.816-07:00

So that's how they make Alpaca boots, just lob their legs off and turn them inside out...cool.

looks like a cross between a seal, a blanket and a...

2009-08-11T06:40:17.565-07:00

looks like a cross between a seal, a blanket and a tentacle. A cuddly hell spawn if ever there was one.

Not only are alpacas work-shy sods, they aren'...

2009-08-11T04:55:29.906-07:00

Not only are alpacas work-shy sods, they aren't imaginative enough to have their own look. Oh, no. They try to pass themselves off as llamas because it's too much trouble to have a distinctive appearance. Lazy intellectual copyright stealing bastards.

I am here to disagree! I own an alpaca farm where...

2009-08-11T03:24:10.168-07:00

I am here to disagree! I own an alpaca farm where I breed them and raise them for their fiber (fleece) where spinners make the most glorious yarn you can ever imagine. That alpaca might look like it's not doing anything but.....that fleece which is worth ALOT is growing.

BTW, alpacas don't spit!

Alpacas are NOT the poor man's llama, actually alpacas are worth more than llamas!

Honestly, visit a real alpaca farm and you will see the wonder, hear the wonder, feel the wonder and know the wonder of alpaca.

Check out my blog and you will see some wonderful pics of what alpaca look like!

I know those jerks have legs. They better stop pre...

2009-08-10T19:14:26.272-07:00

I know those jerks have legs. They better stop pretending.

Sweet baby jesus! That is cute!!

2009-08-10T19:13:51.142-07:00

Sweet baby jesus!

That is cute!!

What the Fuck is that thing? It looks like somethi...

2009-08-10T19:09:34.684-07:00

What the Fuck is that thing? It looks like something Freddy fucking Krueger would go and shit and then the creepy smiling shit creature chases your poor screaming ass all the fuck over the place till there's shit trails everywhere and you slip on a shit trail and fall in the shit and then here comes that asswipe Freddy fucking Krueger again and he kills you with that in-fucking-sane glove thingamajig of his and the whole fucking time there's this stupid grinning fuzzy ass shit monster watching... So now I'm going to have bad dreams tonight all thanks to this stupid fucking Llama-worm wannabe. Great. Just fucking great.