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Related to the elephant? Says who? These low-class...

2011-06-02T02:26:34.995-07:00

Related to the elephant? Says who? These low-class animals are always claiming famous relations

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aye!? hyrax!? what the fuck are you looking at? hu...

2010-08-19T22:07:12.066-07:00

aye!? hyrax!? what the fuck are you looking at? huh? what you think this shit is funny? are you laugh... are you f u c k i n g laughing at ME?!! Oh FUCK you man. no, NO, FUCK YOU to hell brah! yeah that's right, BITCH. I said it, now what trick. whatcha gonna do faggot?! yeah that's right, that's what i thought. all talk and no fucking game. yeah, walk away pussy. Walk away like that bitch i did last night walks her thick ass to the bus stop... IN the suburbs.

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2010-08-06T01:35:05.249-07:00

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Hyrax sounds like a really strong medicine you nee...

2010-07-25T22:50:02.339-07:00

Hyrax sounds like a really strong medicine you need to take, ya know, after being bit by snarky little viper teeth, say. These things have creeped me out since my very first mammal books. They're like saber-toothed guinea pigs. I'm stumped. So are their fangs, apparently.SB Nike dunk

Hyrax can eat its weight in porch meat.

2009-11-22T15:23:10.766-08:00

Hyrax can eat its weight in porch meat.

I'm with you, this fuck needs to die.

2009-11-18T16:35:02.172-08:00

I'm with you, this fuck needs to die.

what a meanie looking teeth...i seem to remember s...

2009-10-21T01:52:57.800-07:00

what a meanie looking teeth...i seem to remember someone with the same set of teeth....

I peed in a horse once.

2009-10-08T14:53:07.947-07:00

I peed in a horse once.

AMAZING HYRAX FACTS:
(1) If you ...

2009-10-07T16:49:59.435-07:00

AMAZING HYRAX FACTS:
(1) If you want to keep kosher, you cannot eat a hyrax. (They don't really have the wrong kind of hooves, but long ago people thought they did, the relevant proscriptions were never updated.)

(2) Spain was named "Land of the Hyraxes" when Phoenecians saw rabbits there and mistook them for hyraxes. That name for Spain was latinized as "Hispania."

There are plenty of Youtube movies of hyraxes being good pets, running off baboons, etc.

2009-10-07T16:47:14.719-07:00

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Hahaha I just love the fact that you called it a p...

2009-10-05T21:07:32.200-07:00

Hahaha I just love the fact that you called it a pussy. Maybe it was the fact that in my head it was said in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice. "Stop whining you pussy!"

I read once that AC/DC really only wrote one song,...

2009-10-01T12:26:32.614-07:00

I read once that AC/DC really only wrote one song, but that was one kickass fucking song! This is your greatest entry of all time. Solid fucking gold. I can't stop reading and laughing. You win this round, Penguin fucker!

Okay heheh this is officially fucking funny. I'...

2009-09-25T12:07:08.361-07:00

Okay heheh this is officially fucking funny. I've been rummaging and rummaging to find blogs that are actually consistently funny. This is blog is an incarnation of how my brain works. Lol awesome job. Check my ridiculous out if you'd like...

http://roflopagosisland.blogspot.com

I would like to grease this animal, set him on fir...

2009-09-19T20:59:48.368-07:00

I would like to grease this animal, set him on fire and throw him into my neighbors home.

so you're saying i shouldn't go through wi...

2009-09-19T05:52:47.378-07:00

so you're saying i shouldn't go through with the vampire mold my dental surgeon is working on?

ps i love you

"Hyrax" . . . seriously? What, did your ...

2009-09-18T21:26:16.637-07:00

"Hyrax" . . . seriously? What, did your parents name you after some Greek warrior and give you those fake fucking teeth so nobody would bully you? Well guess what, I looked that shit up and your name means "shrewmouse" - haha dumbass! Lose the lame-o scowl and take those things out of your face before I shave you and smash your WOW action figures and stick the pieces in your ears.

you are fucking brilliant; i have not laughed so h...

2009-09-18T12:56:54.424-07:00

you are fucking brilliant; i have not laughed so hard as i did when i picked up your book at borders. you are twistedly brilliant. your work truly is among the ranks of swift's 'modest proposal', and i have a new homepage ;)

I kicked a hyrax in the thorax, then I filled his ...

2009-09-18T06:52:58.190-07:00

I kicked a hyrax in the thorax, then I filled his mouth with Borax.

Fucker went and died, so I went and cried. Actually, I lied.

I think you found the lead character in the next m...

2009-09-18T03:41:48.623-07:00

I think you found the lead character in the next movie of the Twilight Series

That last set of babies looks way too smug. They n...

2009-09-17T13:12:11.823-07:00

That last set of babies looks way too smug. They need to be told.

What mindfuckery is this? First I thought "no...

2009-09-17T12:52:11.777-07:00

What mindfuckery is this? First I thought "not cute at all".. and the longer I looked, the more you grew on me. Now I want to take you home and cuddle you till you pass out. Damn you.

Uh, hydrax. I called the elephants and after I go...

2009-09-17T12:09:50.686-07:00

Uh, hydrax. I called the elephants and after I got transferred like, 30 times, their rep came on and was all like, "No comment."

Funny thing is, I could hear all this shouting in the background and this whirring sound like a bunch of paper shredders working overtime.

*backs away with hands up*

So, you know. I don't know what to tell you. The internet is *forever*, dude.

;)

2009-09-17T10:28:03.962-07:00

;)

I just wrote "Bad Apple Employee? 3 Steps to ...

2009-09-17T08:55:28.351-07:00

I just wrote "Bad Apple Employee? 3 Steps to Take"-

(1)Get rid of them.
(2)Get rid of them.
(3)Get rid of them.

But it would have been SO awesome to throw a Hyrax in this dude's car as he drove away.

I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

2009-09-17T03:25:20.182-07:00

I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Let's fucking do this

Related to the elephant? Says who? These low-class...

aye!? hyrax!? what the fuck are you looking at? hu...

SEO and techniques of search engine, this blog int...

Hyrax sounds like a really strong medicine you nee...

Hyrax can eat its weight in porch meat.

I'm with you, this fuck needs to die.

what a meanie looking teeth...i seem to remember s...

I peed in a horse once.

AMAZING HYRAX FACTS: (1) If you ...

Hahaha I just love the fact that you called it a p...

I read once that AC/DC really only wrote one song,...

Okay heheh this is officially fucking funny. I'...

I would like to grease this animal, set him on fir...

so you're saying i shouldn't go through wi...

"Hyrax" . . . seriously? What, did your ...

you are fucking brilliant; i have not laughed so h...

I kicked a hyrax in the thorax, then I filled his ...

I think you found the lead character in the next m...

That last set of babies looks way too smug. They n...

What mindfuckery is this? First I thought "no...

Uh, hydrax. I called the elephants and after I go...

;)

I just wrote "Bad Apple Employee? 3 Steps to ...

I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

AMAZING HYRAX FACTS:
(1) If you ...