Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Lobsters never get it right

What did that poor doggy do to deserve such a terr...

2009-09-06T01:23:57.631-07:00

What did that poor doggy do to deserve such a terrible fate.

cute costume. try a superhero nxt time.

2009-07-18T03:40:11.851-07:00

cute costume. try a superhero nxt time.

They say that "Life is much better down where it...

2009-07-17T03:48:51.249-07:00

They say that

"Life is much better down where its wetter under the sea"

I don't think this pulobster agrees.

I wanted the friggin spiderman outfit you bastards...

2009-07-15T19:53:21.778-07:00

I wanted the friggin spiderman outfit you bastards!!!!

this is the most retarded attempt at 'humour' i've...

2009-07-15T18:18:33.378-07:00

this is the most retarded attempt at 'humour' i've seen in a long time

RED lobsters are DEAD lobsters. So it's a dog in a...

2009-07-14T00:26:00.195-07:00

RED lobsters are DEAD lobsters. So it's a dog in a DEAD LOBSTER costume. Sick sick sick.

;)

2009-07-13T01:29:38.272-07:00

;)

So, lobsterdog, you're some kind of impersonator? ...

2009-07-12T16:48:47.006-07:00

So, lobsterdog, you're some kind of impersonator? Why not impersonate someone we all know like Elvis, Michael Jackson or maybe Sarah Palin? THAT would impress me but instead I just ignore you, lobsterdogwhateveryou are.

sorry i can't get through the tipline : http://www...

2009-07-12T04:37:01.445-07:00

sorry i can't get through the tipline : http://www.flickr.com/photos/26088600@N08/2896198038/ something must be done.

Dude, I feel the need to alert you to this: http:/...

2009-07-11T18:20:03.063-07:00

Dude, I feel the need to alert you to this: http://tinyurl.com/fupolitics

Dude. That is one sad fucking lobster.

2009-07-11T08:41:55.493-07:00

Dude. That is one sad fucking lobster.

throws a master ball at Pugster

2009-07-10T21:46:28.347-07:00

*throws a master ball at Pugster*

That's just cruel. Now pass me the melted butter....

2009-07-10T20:18:17.551-07:00

That's just cruel. Now pass me the melted butter.

It's a pugster! Never saw one of those on land be...

2009-07-10T19:46:30.459-07:00

It's a pugster! Never saw one of those on land before!

I'm torn as well: Dog forced to wear a lobster co...

2009-07-10T18:15:57.070-07:00

I'm torn as well: Dog forced to wear a lobster costume (some of my sisters never got beyond the let's play dollies thing) or is it a lobster trying to pass. Pathetic - in a cute kind of way.

Lobster if you are trying to pass - it is so yesterday. Lobster Pride - I can just see the parade now! :)

Never mind - then we'll have to do the whole "is it a Parade or is it a March" thing. Just go back to your ocean - you've given me a head ache.

Honey, You can have the Tail!

2009-07-10T17:13:41.652-07:00

Honey, You can have the Tail!

No you guys look closer. That creature is no costu...

2009-07-10T16:22:06.175-07:00

No you guys look closer. That creature is no costumed embarassment! That is the fabled spawn of the mighty lobster king and the fair pug princess. Their forbidden romance was kept under wraps and eventually was thought to be only lengend. Photographic proof of that mythic abomination is the first omen of the end times. I'm heading to the basement. Who's with me?

OMG that is sooooo cute....gag

2009-07-10T13:39:13.961-07:00

OMG that is sooooo cute....gag

I think he finally went crazy. I knew looking at ...

2009-07-10T13:21:30.158-07:00

I think he finally went crazy.

I knew looking at some may pictures of cute animals doing things that they should not be doing would of done that eventually - it was just a matter of time.

guess the dog didn't read his contract carefully, ...

2009-07-10T11:48:59.073-07:00

guess the dog didn't read his contract carefully, he entirely missed the costume clause.

clause! claws.

you see? oh forget it.

n.

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Lobster 1 Dog 0

2009-07-10T11:27:13.973-07:00

Lobster 1
Dog 0

This picture is an essay in defeat. Even the costu...

2009-07-10T10:21:05.137-07:00

This picture is an essay in defeat. Even the costume looks like it's ready to end it all. Just say NO to cuteness! It only ends up making you miserable.

Listen, dog, I know a great attorney. You could b...

2009-07-10T08:52:17.151-07:00

Listen, dog, I know a great attorney. You could be eating lobster instead of freaking wearing it, with the money he can get you for pain and suffering...On second thought, your great-grandfather bit me so suck it up.

Where's my garlic butter?

2009-07-10T08:46:54.836-07:00

Where's my garlic butter?

Actually, though insects and lobsters are both art...

2009-07-10T08:03:56.921-07:00

Actually, though insects and lobsters are both arthropods, lobsters are more closely related to spiders than cockroaches (both of which are ALSO arthropods). I'm just saying.